Milkshake Madness

On Taresa,

I swear,

EVERY fast food spot,

NATIONWIDE,

has a clause that states:

Due to company policy and regulation, the apparatus that prepares milkshakes is to NOT be used after the hour of 9 p.m.

If a customer asks for a milkshake, please refrain from informing them of this policy.

We have other ways of redirecting their attention.

If the customer is in the drive-thru, you can state that the 'milkshake machine' is either broken, broke, not working, down, out of order, etc.

If the customer is inside the store, then please make sure that the apparatus has the included 'Out Of Order' sign posted on the front panel, or if said signage is unavailable, make sure that the apparatus is not only turned off, but unplugged as well.

We do not want customers to think that milkshakes will be available all day, because they are not.

-Management

Either way,

as Deacon Moss said,

"This is some baby back bullshit!"

Don't believe me?!

Try it.

Go to a fast food spot, after 9 pm, and ask for a shake.

You'll get played.