Click-it or ticket deez

Whoever idea it was to institute the seatbelt law,

fuck him,

and EVERYONE in their household.

I've gotten caught up like that 3 DAMN TIMES!!

Stay the fuck out of my car cop!

And it be the MOST ANNOYING FINE IN THE WORLD!

$15 bucks?!

Really dude?!

You riding along,

minding ya business,

comfortable,

and then Officer Wiggum wanna interfere.

Eff you AND that damn ticket!