Black Alumni

Sooo,

it felt good to be back in Carbondale for Black Alumni 2011.

EVEN THO the city has gotten WAY ratchet after dark,

it was still good to see folks and kick it.

I mean,

honestly,

the coons DO come out at night.

Oh,

I know where da rats at too.

Weekend Highlights:

1. I got a mohawk.

2. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey is a DELICIOUS beverage.

3. "Dude, after we hit Tracks, we're gonna go over to Winston's for a bagel.."

4. "Tony Montana" by Future got played at the club. (I was waiting to "Beef It Up")

5. I went against my rule and paid $20 (that I did NOT have) for a college party.

6. I lost my FAVORITE hat.

7. College days, swiftly pass, imbued with memories fond, and the recollection slowly fades away...

8. Don't ask Bryant to help you move, considering he whips a Tahoe, on 28s, with 18s in the back.

9. Weed be lettin ya kno, evil lurks.....

10. This drunken white girl fussed at me for NO reason, at all.

11. I need another pair of moccasins.

12. Kiara and Cece have some SERIOUS breasts.

13.Oh yea, that IS the Cece that Drake was talmbow...

14. Terry is a funny little guy.

15. Loud + Extra + Woman = AAAHHHHH!!!

16. The Crown Jewel was NOT at capacity. (lyin ass Kappas...)

17. The Crown Jewel ALSO felt like a the space in between 2 fat people, riding in the backseat, of an Aveo. (hot, for the slow people)

18. Don Taco, Wiseguy's, New Kahala, and Quatro's NEVER get old.

19. Karita is a buzzkill, but she's still cool.

20. It's always fun to "broke-leg" and "goose neck" with Beta Eta.

21. Tessica is a walking contradiction.

22. Bryan is the WORST when it comes to pick-up lines.

23. Drama NEVER escapes some folks.

24. Hanger 9 was the spizzot.

25. Best Buy was a decent gig with decent folks.

26. Did I mention breasts?

27. I can cross "eat chicken RIGHT OFF THE GRILL with my bare hands" of the bucket list.

28. Iotas have stroll practice, at the party.

29."A Magnum Thin?! This is too big!"

30. I love you, Heather Minyard.

31. Brock, you tweeked by NOT attending.

32. I know a LOT of people.

33. Air Jordan 3 MUST'VE been the shoe para la weekend.

34. I didn't get the memo.

35. I fux wit my c1ub, Shed.

36. Everybody has an iPhone.

37. Yea, EVERYBODY.

38. Big Brother Domo got big.

39. Devron wasn't snappin as many pics as I thought he would.

40. It was a great weekend.

41. What happens at Black Alumni, STAYS AT BLACK ALUMNI.

I prolly got more,

BUT

that was enough.

Good times.