Surgery is NOT the way.

I been feeling REAL pudgy lately,

and I know what I need to do to get right,

so i'm SLOWLY starting to make adjustments to where I would like to be.

Hollywood,

and it's image of beauty and size,

are jaded as hale,

BUT

if you need to shed some poundage,

make that switch.

The RIGHT way tho.

I commend Jerry Ferrara for his weight loss.

EVEN THOUGH

some ass was the inspiration for that switch,

and we ALL know that women have a way of changing a man..

YET

it's a good look,

and I can tell he did it the NATURAL way,

cuz it was gradual.

As for funny USED-TO-BE big guy,

Jonah Hill...

C'mon son.