Birth Control Follies

With all the many types of birth control out there,

there shouldn't be so many unexpected pregnancies and such.

BUT

people are dumb.

Patrice O'Neal feels as if birth control should be left up to the women,

which is partially true,

BUT

not the point of this post.

The NuvaRing is a very interesting concept for birth control.

All a woman has to do is stick a plastic ring up in her,

and she's protected.

Hell,

if they can put a man on the moon,

then ANYTHING is possible.

I'm reminded of a story that Mac had told me in reference to this product.

He said that he was with a chick who used a NuvaRing,

and he pulled it out!!

Yea,

crazy.

I know.

I thought this was wild and ridiculous,

UNTIL

it happened to me.

I was with a chick,

it came time to explode,

and right at the finish,

I ALSO pulled out the ring.

This blew my mind.

I picked it up,

and gave it to her.

She went in the bathroom,

rinsed it off,

and put it back in her.

The FEEZY?!

My homegirl,

Lauren,

gave the best advice on this type of birth control tho:

"I think you should only use a NuvaRing if you are celibate or NOT having sex with a black man."

That,

right there,

is real.

In other words,

it's NOT for dealing with deep strokers...