PETA has TRULY lost it.

Everyone loves Mario.

Like,

as a child,

Super Mario Bros. was the shit.

PETA OBVIOUSLY doesn't agree.

Their current campaign is geared toward Mario 3D and the usage of the "tanooki" suit.

You know,

the suit that makes him fly when you get the leaf.

NOTHING TO DO WITH KILLING ANIMALS!!!

Honestly,

I didn't know what a tanuki was,

until I read the story.

Yea,

it's a REAL raccoon type dog.

Sooooo,

what's PETA's response?

Well,

they have created their OWN game.

Wanna play?