Didja miss me?!

(Read the title in this voice)


Good evening, folks.


You know what? It's been ANOTHER 3 years!


Can you believe it?!


Well, not much has changed since then.

(I did get a new car)

I STILL got me a job.


Working that SAME position I was excited about 6 years ago....


I'm truly ready for something new and different and better and more monies..


Despite me being a tad rusty on adding these links and such, I did, however, create a podcast while away. If you're still tuning in, check me out.


See you in 2022.

Hmm....I need something to do.

It's been a couple years, right?

Why not write a little bit.....maybe?



This should be fun.

How to quit a job.

Well,

I know it's been some time since I last checked in.


Everything is everything tho.


There are a couple changes:

1. I kinda slowed down on the shoes cuz I got hold of these Aqua 8s,
and pretty much I climaxed.

2. On the job tip, I got a new job that I start in a couple weeks.

Which brings me to the title of this post.

This is truly how you quit a job:





Considering Kanye's name in the video title,

and it's about quitting a job,

I thought she'd go a different route.


BUT


She still made a good choice.


I also don't think she'll have any issues finding a job after this.

Atlanta Greeknic

Interestingly,

the Atlanta Greek Picnic has managed to replace Freaknik.


Just think about it....


One weekend.


Greeks traveling from far and wide,

to Atlanta.


Alcohol.


Drugs.


Women.


Etc...


Yea.

I'm convinced.


Also,

I may of been without my truck,


BUT


I still had an awesome time...

I miss my boo...

Welp,

a month ago,

a broham got into an accident,

AND

the shit was my fault.


I'm glad i'm still here,


AND

that it was my first accident,

IN LIFE.


Meanwhile,


I still do NOT have my truck.


I miss my boo,

and the repair folks,

insurance folks,

and Georgia,


REFUSE to let me be great.

Climax...

Slum Village is one of my favorite groups,

AND

this is one of my favorite joints.





Even with Dilla and his white cape out...

I love my mama

Soo,

in the excitement of my return this this here,

I did my usual posting to all social media that I am a part of.


I posted a status on facebook,

and commented with

"yea, i'm back at it"

How bout (yea) an hour or so later, mi madre calls and asks me to explain what I mean by being "back at it" considering that all she saw was "unemployment" and nothing else.


Really..........?


I told her to click the link,

and it was my blog.


Of course she didn't.



GIFSoup

Update: I've moved.

Well,

as you know,

i'm no longer at the crib,

AND

no longer crashing at someone else's crib.


Ya man's has moved out,

and settled into Colli Pawk.


I like my spot tho.


2 bedroom.

1 bathroom.

Hardwood floors.

Decent amount of space to do activities.


Hell,

I even stay next to white people,

so you KNOW what that means.


All in all,

I like my spot.


Dipped off.


Near work and the gym.


I'm cool.

Shut the hell up.

The Return...

Yea....


I been on a sabbatical-like hiatus....


BUT


a broham is bout to get some innanet soon...



Yea,

I got a ton of shoes,

and no ISP.


So what?!


Wanna fight about it?!

My ascension.

Yes.

It is true.

I have FINALLY left the nest, and moved out.

I claimed it in 2012,

and it has manifested itself.


 

This should be a good year.


(cues up Drake verse on "Say Something")

Movin' on up!

Ya man's got that phone call!!

I'm movin' on up!!

My Favorite Villains

Everybody has their personal lists of who they think the best of the WORST villains and shit are, right?


Right.


Why can't I?


This list is compiled of pretty much all,

or most,

of my favorite antagonists.


The list is also in no specific order.


Enjoy!


Darth Vader: Do I REALLY have to give a reason?


Emperor Palpatine: This guy CREATED the aforementioned character.


Jabba The Hutt: I'd hate to owe him money. Might end up as a piece of art, hanging in his club.


Scar: He killed his brother, and blamed his nephew. Really, dude?!


Jafar: This guy is really just Scar, in human form, except he was after a lamp, and not the throne.


Cruella DeVille: She wanted to make a coat out of puppies. (What's the number for PETA?)


Shere Khan: You've seen Jungle Book, but remember him on TaleSpin? Sinister has never been SO cool.


Gaston: No means NO, but he wasn't having that.


Biff Tannen: He comes from a lineage of assholes and bullies. Until he got chin-checked..


Shooter McGavin: He eats shit for breakfast.


Sal: He got Radio Raheem killed, and "killed his fuckin radio."


Mortimer & Randolph Duke: These old white guys played with people's lives, for ONE dollar.


Darryl: Being the Prince of Soul Glo ain't all it's cracked up to be.


Shadow Henderson: He was just WAITING for Bleek to fuck up.


Frank Lucas: Frank was cool as hell, and got shit done, but he was STILL Frank Lucas.


Frank Costello: Have you seen The Departed?! "I'm sorry. It was necessary." is my favorite line.


Samson Simpson: He was bout to kill a nigga with a crossbow.


Ricky Tan: He had something to do with the death of Lee's daddy..


Juntao: He was the british guy, right?


Dean Pritchard: Cheese grew up to be a jerk.


Deebo: You saw Friday.


Nino Brown: This nigga took over a housing complex to make his drugs. The WHOLE joint. He also killed his mans, AND had a fucked up haircut.


Bishop: Young nigga with a gun. Loses EVERY time.


Mr. Han: He had a detachable hand. That was enough for me.


Maxamillion: Eddie Murphy played a jamaican, shapeshifting, vampire, that wore a process. That's enough.

Gideon: He grouped up ALL of a chick's exes, and created a "league of evil exes". Pussy was THAT good, huh?


Sin City: Everybody was bad in this one. EVERYBODY. Well...not everybody...but still..


Chicago: Joe Torry played the EPITOME of a tired ass nigga.


Peoples: He wore white, after Labor day. That was enough.


Evilene: She ran a sweatshop, and her throne was a toilet, AND she commanded a legion of motorcycle riding Rick Rosses.


Lord Voldemort: He was "he who shall not be named" and his magic words were "abra cadabra".


Marcellus Wallace: Hate that he got fucked in the ass tho..


Stab, Zilla, and Pee Wee: These niggas was callin EVERYBODY a pussy, but dressed androgynous as hell.


Miles: He tried to steal Sidney from Kid, and stole the boy's money for school.


Mink: Thomas Mikal Ford played a character named "Mink".


Sho-Nuff: This nigga REFUSED to let Leroy chill.


Victor Sweet: He made one of his guys eat off the floor, as well as the guys woman.


Lumberg: EFF A DAMN TPS REPORT!!!




There are prolly some others, but these were the ones that stuck out to me the most.

Yo!

It's been a while since I've posted some shit, huh?

Yea.

I been working.

I been workin!

Work is actually pretty cool.


Ya man's has been doin his thang,


and gettin it done.


As for the blog...


Well....


I'll be around.......



Check this ass out tho..

Life.

Some days,

there are just too many rakes.

LEGO wins again..

Me being a Wire fan,

this was already awesome,

off rip.


Then,

the fact that it's with LEGOs,

made it even MORE dope.


It basically sums up the ENTIRE series in a little over 4 minutes.





Oh,

and the fact that Marlo is a Duplo is hilarious.

As hell.

Toyota understands.

Well,

I don't drive no Corolla,

but I STILL go through this.





Quite often.

Jason Sudeikis: Role Model

Jason Sudeikis is my white role model for 2 simple reasons.

His shoe game is crazy.

He's shagging Olivia Wilde.

(cues up Kanye West - Good Life)

I'm still around...

Since i've been working,

the blog is now back to being ironic,


BUT


imma be back to updates real soon.