FUDGE DA PO-LEECE!

Stuff like this makes me happy considering my disdain toward police officers.

ESPECIALLY the ones that LOVE to talk down to people.

I mean,

other than that hat he was wearing,

he made an EXCELLENT effort to get the police together,

who just so happened to be ALL white.

I love it.

Oh,

and when he says,

"Get in the house."

Comedy.

The 90s WERE all that!

I mean,

besides Guess and rockin the du-rag with the cape out,

when it comes to 90s television,

it was the shit!

Teen Nick has been stuntin so far with the showing of all of Nick's old programming when it was actually FUN to watch tv.

So far,

at midnight,

cuz a broham stays on the east coast,

I get to step in the Way Back Machine,

and take it WAY BACK to my childhood.

All That,

Kenan & Kel,

Clarissa Explains It All,

and Doug are the shows that are being shown right now.

Sooooooooooo,

what's up with the other joints?

Salute Your Shorts?

Pete & Pete?

Rugrats?

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Welcome Freshman?

Guts?

Wild & Crazy Kids?

I guess those are coming,

the front office is prolly just tryin to get shit out there right now to get attention.

Well,

I can say that I'M watching,

and laughing.

EVEN laughing at Kel's EXTRA ass..

What's funny is that some of the jokes and things being said,

now that i'm older,

are just ridiculous,

BUT

it's STILL entertaining.

Clarissa,

with her hipster ass.

Kenan & Kel (as well as All That) shuckin and jivin.

Doug,

with his neurotic and naive ass....

This is the shit that I grew up on.

This was good television.

I was a fan.

Wow.

No love?

Iron Man was a good film.

Incredible Hulk was a good film.

Iron Man 2 was a good film.

Thor was a good film.

Captain America was a good film.

I EXPECT for Avengers to be a good film.

Yet...

...i'm just wondering if Black Panther is gonna get some shine....

Taste the rainbow, literally.

I KNOW that there is a SERIOUS issue for a man to be "shooting" Skittles,

YET

this is STILL funny.

I just hope Snickers don't make no commercials....

FOOTBALL BACK!

FOOTBALL BACK!

FOOTBALL BACK!

E-S-P-N YELLING THAT FOOTBALL BACK!

I'm glad too,

cuz even tho it's AWESOME to watch,

I was NOT gonna settle for the Lingerie League..

Oh yea,

that ALSO means the return of Monday Night Football.

David Stern,

your move.

It's back.

Juelz.

When he cross?!

Nikes are the way, apparently.

According to Nike,

if you want an ass,

wear their shoes.

If you want SOME ass,

they got some joints for that too...

Air "Fornicator".

Surgery is NOT the way.

I been feeling REAL pudgy lately,

and I know what I need to do to get right,

so i'm SLOWLY starting to make adjustments to where I would like to be.

Hollywood,

and it's image of beauty and size,

are jaded as hale,

BUT

if you need to shed some poundage,

make that switch.

The RIGHT way tho.

I commend Jerry Ferrara for his weight loss.

EVEN THOUGH

some ass was the inspiration for that switch,

and we ALL know that women have a way of changing a man..

YET

it's a good look,

and I can tell he did it the NATURAL way,

cuz it was gradual.

As for funny USED-TO-BE big guy,

Jonah Hill...

C'mon son.

Commercialized Coonery.

Other than Niecy Nash,

I'm not a fan of Reno 911,

BUT

this is PURE comedy.

Craig Robinson has been funny since I saw him doing the Typewriter in this movie on Vh1 about this low-budget rapper.

Yet

I'm QUITE sure the inspiration for that video was DEFINITELY from this:

This was a REAL commercial.

Like,

my grandmother,

who resides in Montgomery,

has seen this commercial.

The funny thing is that Seth McFarlane has seen the commercial too....

Roo to the Ques.

Congrats to AJ Calloway on becoming a man of Omega Psi Phi.

The former 106th & Park host is FRESH off the sands,

and like most,

is CLEARLY a super neo!

I'm happy for him and all,

BUT

I'd be even MORE happy to see him and Terrence J wreck.

Club facebook.

I recall a time,

not that long ago,

when facebook wasn't the public restroom that it is today.

I remember when it was SOOO exclusive that if you wanted to be a part of it,

you would have to petition for your school to gain access.

These were the early years.

Now,

parents,

parents of parents,

siblings,

jobs,

and everybody else,

have gained access to the one exclusive part of most folks college years.

"I use it to keep in touch with folks."

Stop.

"I'm hardly EVER on it."

Stop.

These are a couple of the lies told by the folks who should NOT have pages.

It's like bein at a party with all ya folks,

and ya'll goin in,

and then that one parent walks in,

goes to the middle of the dance floor,

and starts doin the old people dance.

No bet.

I like to think of it as that new club that EVERYONE knows about,

but not everyone can get into.

Other spots try to duplicate this club's atmosphere,

but they always miss in one area.

Then one day,

management decides to make some changes.

folks complain,

but they make the adjustment and STILL come out,

cuz it's STILL fun.

Then one day,

one of these changes loosens up the restrictions,

and folks who you KNOW are NOT supposed to be there,

are there.

The mood changes.

They got a new DJ.

The drinks just are NOT as potent.

The rats are STEADY tryin to take ALL the club pics.

Niggas are rockin the FAKEST Mikes..

And wait,

is that yo mama over there doin the Running Man?!

Like everyone else,

my page is still active.

I still update and add stuff,

yet

it's just not like it was.

I wonder what Tom is doing these days....?

Whatever happened to wrapping it up?!

Ya know,

APPARENTLY,

having unprotected sex has become "cool".

I mean,

don't get me wrong,

it IS an interesting feeling,

BUT

the media now shines a positive light on this activity.

Having children and childbirth are beautiful thangs,

BUT

I do believe that it is better to be able to AFFORD the child rather than just HAVE the child.

Maybe it's just me.

I don't plan on having children anytime soon,

at all.

This basement may be big,

BUT

it ain't THAT big.

I mean,

with ALL the forms of birth control out there,

and there ARE many,

why are folks NOT aware?!

Also,

APPARENTLY,

STDs aren't a factor anymore.

That shit can be caught by that mouth too....

The last Harry Potter..

Aside from the costumed weirdos,

white folks clappin,

and Voldermort sounding like he needed a cough drop,

it was a decent joint.

Oh,

Draco Malfoy is still a hoe,

and Ron and Hermione make it happen.

Click-it or Ticket deez.

I was riding one day,

minding my OWN business.

AND a broham caught a seatbelt ticket.

First of all,

the copper shouldn't of been lookin all in my car,

with his lookin ass.

Secondly,

I should be able to choose if I wanna live dangerously or not.

It's my life,

ain't it?!

Then the muhfucka gon tell me it's not a "real" ticket and not gonna go against my license or anything.

I just gotta pay it before the court date.

I didn't.

So then I had a warrant out for my arrest AND my license was suspended.

I didn't know this though.

Had to go to the court house and pay ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DOLLARS for a GOT DAMN seatbelt "ticket" cuz I missed the court date.

The wackness.

THEN I had to go to the DMV and present something to them to show that my license was no longer suspended.

When the lady was tellin me all this,

I find it interesting that she acted as if this process was NOT new to me.

Prolly cuz she was white,

and we know how they like to assume....

Black Alumni

Sooo,

it felt good to be back in Carbondale for Black Alumni 2011.

EVEN THO the city has gotten WAY ratchet after dark,

it was still good to see folks and kick it.

I mean,

honestly,

the coons DO come out at night.

Oh,

I know where da rats at too.

Weekend Highlights:

1. I got a mohawk.

2. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey is a DELICIOUS beverage.

3. "Dude, after we hit Tracks, we're gonna go over to Winston's for a bagel.."

4. "Tony Montana" by Future got played at the club. (I was waiting to "Beef It Up")

5. I went against my rule and paid $20 (that I did NOT have) for a college party.

6. I lost my FAVORITE hat.

7. College days, swiftly pass, imbued with memories fond, and the recollection slowly fades away...

8. Don't ask Bryant to help you move, considering he whips a Tahoe, on 28s, with 18s in the back.

9. Weed be lettin ya kno, evil lurks.....

10. This drunken white girl fussed at me for NO reason, at all.

11. I need another pair of moccasins.

12. Kiara and Cece have some SERIOUS breasts.

13.Oh yea, that IS the Cece that Drake was talmbow...

14. Terry is a funny little guy.

15. Loud + Extra + Woman = AAAHHHHH!!!

16. The Crown Jewel was NOT at capacity. (lyin ass Kappas...)

17. The Crown Jewel ALSO felt like a the space in between 2 fat people, riding in the backseat, of an Aveo. (hot, for the slow people)

18. Don Taco, Wiseguy's, New Kahala, and Quatro's NEVER get old.

19. Karita is a buzzkill, but she's still cool.

20. It's always fun to "broke-leg" and "goose neck" with Beta Eta.

21. Tessica is a walking contradiction.

22. Bryan is the WORST when it comes to pick-up lines.

23. Drama NEVER escapes some folks.

24. Hanger 9 was the spizzot.

25. Best Buy was a decent gig with decent folks.

26. Did I mention breasts?

27. I can cross "eat chicken RIGHT OFF THE GRILL with my bare hands" of the bucket list.

28. Iotas have stroll practice, at the party.

29."A Magnum Thin?! This is too big!"

30. I love you, Heather Minyard.

31. Brock, you tweeked by NOT attending.

32. I know a LOT of people.

33. Air Jordan 3 MUST'VE been the shoe para la weekend.

34. I didn't get the memo.

35. I fux wit my c1ub, Shed.

36. Everybody has an iPhone.

37. Yea, EVERYBODY.

38. Big Brother Domo got big.

39. Devron wasn't snappin as many pics as I thought he would.

40. It was a great weekend.

41. What happens at Black Alumni, STAYS AT BLACK ALUMNI.

I prolly got more,

BUT

that was enough.

Good times.

5 days ago.

Wow.

It's been a long time.

I mean,

a week,

BUT still,

a long time.

Yea,

I ain't been doin much...

Niggas.

It is true.

You give a nigga a rope,

and he wanna be a cowboy.

I say that in regards to these pro athletes,

and their prolific expenses.

I understand that many of them come from nothing,

and wanna live out their dreams of lavish expenses and material objects,

BUT

c'mon son.

Imma need for the NBA and NFL to get with it with these lockouts cuz some of these current employees are being QUITE extra with the money they have.

Darnell Dockett has an alligator.

Chad Johnson (Hachi Go) has a tiger.

Carmelo Anthony has a camel.

ARE.

YOU.

SERIOUS?!

This is a classic case of niggas being niggas.

JUST AS BAD as Joe Johnson and his big dumb ass truck.

Good grief.

Happy 4th!!!

Happy 4th of July everybody!

Today,

we celebrate the 4 Fs:

Food

Family

Fireworks

and Fun

and i'll even add Fuckery to that list!

Intel Dopeness.

I gotta shoutout Alex for this one,

first off.

I am a Mac advocate,

BUT

Intel has some brilliance.

I know facebook is goin south with folks these days,

but stuff like this keeps it fun.

Basically,

it compiles all your facebook info,

and makes it a museum exhibit.

I like this because the more interesting you are, the more shit your exhibit will have,

and frankly,

I'm a pretty fun guy!

So gone head and get the stick out ya ass and try it out!

http://www.intel.com/museumofme/r/index.htm

Reflection.

"What's the perfect person, if it's not the perfect time?"