My Favorite Villains

Everybody has their personal lists of who they think the best of the WORST villains and shit are, right?


Right.


Why can't I?


This list is compiled of pretty much all,

or most,

of my favorite antagonists.


The list is also in no specific order.


Enjoy!


Darth Vader: Do I REALLY have to give a reason?


Emperor Palpatine: This guy CREATED the aforementioned character.


Jabba The Hutt: I'd hate to owe him money. Might end up as a piece of art, hanging in his club.


Scar: He killed his brother, and blamed his nephew. Really, dude?!


Jafar: This guy is really just Scar, in human form, except he was after a lamp, and not the throne.


Cruella DeVille: She wanted to make a coat out of puppies. (What's the number for PETA?)


Shere Khan: You've seen Jungle Book, but remember him on TaleSpin? Sinister has never been SO cool.


Gaston: No means NO, but he wasn't having that.


Biff Tannen: He comes from a lineage of assholes and bullies. Until he got chin-checked..


Shooter McGavin: He eats shit for breakfast.


Sal: He got Radio Raheem killed, and "killed his fuckin radio."


Mortimer & Randolph Duke: These old white guys played with people's lives, for ONE dollar.


Darryl: Being the Prince of Soul Glo ain't all it's cracked up to be.


Shadow Henderson: He was just WAITING for Bleek to fuck up.


Frank Lucas: Frank was cool as hell, and got shit done, but he was STILL Frank Lucas.


Frank Costello: Have you seen The Departed?! "I'm sorry. It was necessary." is my favorite line.


Samson Simpson: He was bout to kill a nigga with a crossbow.


Ricky Tan: He had something to do with the death of Lee's daddy..


Juntao: He was the british guy, right?


Dean Pritchard: Cheese grew up to be a jerk.


Deebo: You saw Friday.


Nino Brown: This nigga took over a housing complex to make his drugs. The WHOLE joint. He also killed his mans, AND had a fucked up haircut.


Bishop: Young nigga with a gun. Loses EVERY time.


Mr. Han: He had a detachable hand. That was enough for me.


Maxamillion: Eddie Murphy played a jamaican, shapeshifting, vampire, that wore a process. That's enough.

Gideon: He grouped up ALL of a chick's exes, and created a "league of evil exes". Pussy was THAT good, huh?


Sin City: Everybody was bad in this one. EVERYBODY. Well...not everybody...but still..


Chicago: Joe Torry played the EPITOME of a tired ass nigga.


Peoples: He wore white, after Labor day. That was enough.


Evilene: She ran a sweatshop, and her throne was a toilet, AND she commanded a legion of motorcycle riding Rick Rosses.


Lord Voldemort: He was "he who shall not be named" and his magic words were "abra cadabra".


Marcellus Wallace: Hate that he got fucked in the ass tho..


Stab, Zilla, and Pee Wee: These niggas was callin EVERYBODY a pussy, but dressed androgynous as hell.


Miles: He tried to steal Sidney from Kid, and stole the boy's money for school.


Mink: Thomas Mikal Ford played a character named "Mink".


Sho-Nuff: This nigga REFUSED to let Leroy chill.


Victor Sweet: He made one of his guys eat off the floor, as well as the guys woman.


Lumberg: EFF A DAMN TPS REPORT!!!




There are prolly some others, but these were the ones that stuck out to me the most.