Boo Season is on the rise.

Well,

with this being the last day of August,

it shall NOT ONLY mark that tomorrow is the beginning of September,

but ALSO that BOO SEASON is on the rise!

What is "boo season"?

Well,

it is that time of year where folks happen to boo up for a few months due to the cold of winter.

Nobody likes to be by themselves.

So the summer is used as a sort of application process for folks to see who they may,

or MAY NOT,

feel that they can take that next step with,

and share the season of the boo,

together.

This is the time of year where certain objections and restrictions are blurred and relaxed.

Why?

Because you don't wanna be boo-less during boo season.

Folks are willing to deal with relaxed grooming,

Air Force Ones,

Polo boots,

Baby Phat coats,

and so on,

and so forth..

Why?

Cuz they don't wanna be boo-less.

On the plus side,

if boo season works out,

it can usually turn into something beautiful.

So,

with all that said,

I wish you all a promising and beneficial boo season.

DC chillin'

Soooo,

a broham made it to DC for the memorial dedication of my brother,

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.,

and even though it was brief,

it was a great experience.

Considering I had NEVER been to DC and all that,

YET

the weather permitted the WHOLE weekend from happening,

and the Alexander family had to make a move back to the crib.

I am SOOOOO glad we got back safe,

cuz trees was falling and shit,

wind was blowing and shit,

and my cousin had to shit.

I gotta make it back to DC some time soon tho,

so I can actually do MORE stuff,

BUT

I DID get to see the Obama's crib,

which wasn't THAT big,

and Lincoln Memorial..

Summer Sickness

I am sick.

I don't know how I got sick.

YET

I am sick.

Imma be pissed tho if this sickness hinders me from goin to DC this weekend..

Who gets sick in the summer anyway?!

Weird Monday.

Soooo,

upon my arrival back from South Carolina,

a bruva stayed in Atlanta.

I woke up the next day to find that someone had gotten into my truck,

and took stuff!

Here's where it gets silly.

They left my sub,

my radio,

and a FRESH pair of Nikes in the whip,

BUT

took my bag with ALL my clothes in it.

THE FEEZY?!

I files a police report and all that,

then decide to ride around the neighborhood to see if something comes up.

As SOON as I get in the whip,

I look left,

and in the backyard of the folks across the street,

I see my bag,

with ALL my clothes all over the place.

Like foreal.

I DID get got for some earbuds,

a digital camera,

and a Swatch watch.

Congrats crackheads!

What baffles me though is why they didn't take the Nikes tho?!

Family reunion.

Soooooo,

this weekend I'll be in Darlington, SC for a "family reunion".

Joy?

We'll see.

I thought Lagrange was country,

BUT

OOOOOOOOOOOHHH NO!!

I'm currently running DSL internet.

Yea,

no WIFI.

BUT

Like grandma said,

I should prolly be able to go for a couple days without,

AND

I still got my good-ol' iPhone with a 3G connection.

How da hell does Darlington have 3G

BUT

Lagrange don't?!

Pray for me.

Don't fuck with China.

The Hoyas got that ass mopped,

I think.

And remember,

we STILL owe these micky-fickies some money!

Good news!

Ya man's had an interview today for a possible promising position.

Great alliteration.

Yet,

if I get a gig,

the unemployment column WILL live on.

I'll prolly just talk about random work stuff.

Either way,

I NEED WORK!!

Birth Control Follies

With all the many types of birth control out there,

there shouldn't be so many unexpected pregnancies and such.

BUT

people are dumb.

Patrice O'Neal feels as if birth control should be left up to the women,

which is partially true,

BUT

not the point of this post.

The NuvaRing is a very interesting concept for birth control.

All a woman has to do is stick a plastic ring up in her,

and she's protected.

Hell,

if they can put a man on the moon,

then ANYTHING is possible.

I'm reminded of a story that Mac had told me in reference to this product.

He said that he was with a chick who used a NuvaRing,

and he pulled it out!!

Yea,

crazy.

I know.

I thought this was wild and ridiculous,

UNTIL

it happened to me.

I was with a chick,

it came time to explode,

and right at the finish,

I ALSO pulled out the ring.

This blew my mind.

I picked it up,

and gave it to her.

She went in the bathroom,

rinsed it off,

and put it back in her.

The FEEZY?!

My homegirl,

Lauren,

gave the best advice on this type of birth control tho:

"I think you should only use a NuvaRing if you are celibate or NOT having sex with a black man."

That,

right there,

is real.

In other words,

it's NOT for dealing with deep strokers...

Don't worry..

I know it takes me some time to update and stuff.

That's cuz I be looking for work and such,

BUT

the column WILL live on...

Young Stevie

I know in another post that I mentioned that I was taking piano lessons and all that.

Well,

I still am,

and don't plan on givin up!

The piano is actually pretty fun and relaxing.

Also,

my catalog has expanded as far a songs go.

Before,

I was confined to nursery rhymes and Disney themes,

BUT

now a broham is on to bigger and better things!!

Currently,

I'm learning some Stevie Wonder joints,

and it's goin well...

Soooooooo,

one of these days,

a nice young lady,

will be fortunate enough to get a show out of a broham.

Maybe...

More sneakers, more problems...

I keep my shoe boxes..

Pay attention.

Some men need to start paying attention to these women and their needs.

Granted,

when it comes to certain stuff,

they CAN be complicated,

but other stuff is just simple.

Keep bein selfish though,

some other dude will be GLAD to do what you won't....

Vicious Animals.

I'm reminded of an evening out with the fellas,

when I was in Chicago.

This dude was in there with this tough ass white chick.

I looked over to Mac and told him to view how hard broham was cuffin.

He responded with,

"He knows, cuz he is surrounded by wolves!"

It was funny,

BUT

the shit is the truth.

Niggas are some the most relentless,

scavenging,

creatures.

I like to either use the term "jackals"

OR

"vultures".

They watch and wait in the shadows,

WAITING for the first nigga to fuck up,

and then they SWOOP in for the kill.

Like with all the OTHER women walkin this earth,

why you wanna take mines?!

What happened to "Thou shalt not covet?"

Ain't that like a commandment?!

I really don't understand why niggas will KNOWINGLY make attempts to destroy your kingdom,

and think nothing of it.

Primetime!

Congratulations to "Neon" Deion Sanders on being inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.

(cues up Must Be The Money)

Caution.

Ya know,

the way most of these women like to leave a relationship,

they should be cautious,

ESPECIALLY if that guy has footage of her,

nude.

I mean,

I've been played before,

but who hasn't these days?

I guess that's just the way things are.

BUT

this is about women.

I can say that I have a GOOD amount of footage of a few daughters,

unclothed,

BUT

due to karma,

I can't be an ass about it.

EVEN THO

I have been tempted,

it's not in my spirit.

Men are sensitive,

and once that pride is hurt,

they need retribution.

AND

if they got so type of "dirt" on this chick,

it's a wrap.

So,

to the women out there all across the world,

if you're in a situation,

and you don't feel like it's what you want,

instead of being low down about it,

communication is a beautiful thang.

OTHERWISE

you should be worried that this gentleman may or may NOT show some folks that pic you took the other night

OR

that video you made while he was away COULD end up on Worldstar.

I'm just sayin...

Salty?

I mean,

it AIN'T like you ain't have a chance in 2005....

MOSS'D!!!

Damn, Randy.

Retirement?!

I know them braids needed to be retired,

BUT

the WHOLE career tho?!

Well damn....

Now the question on everybody's mind is if he's gonna pull that Brett Favre.

Tiki did.

Straight cash, homie.

It's hard out here...

Ya know,

Patrice O'Neil was right,

women should thank their men for being faithful.

It sounds messed up and all,

considering the responses that I have gained,

BUT

it's the truth.

Yes,

men,

AND women,

should be faithful already,

BUT

with sooooooooooooo much temptation out here in the world,

and women looking the way that they looking and acting the way they acting,

it is HARD as a diamond in an ice storm.

I also agree with what Deray said about women who break a damn sweat searching high and low for shit to catch they man up.

He was right though.

With that SAME passion and aggression,

women should use that stuff to thank their men,

as well as,

recognize them for being true to the relationship they have.

Some women actually EXPECT their man to disconnect.

Is that fair?

Maybe it's just me....

I truly do NOT intend for my female readers to understand,

at least not at first.

Just more compassion and regard to this notion would be beautiful.

I mean,

curiosity DOES get the cat killed....